I ain't no flippen toilet!

I'm in Monterey CA for work. We got done early like around 12:30 this afternoon. I can actually see the ocean in the distance from my hotel room window. So I took about a five minute walk to the beach. I was walking on the pire and some bird flew by and as it did it decided that I looked like a great target for practice. I didn't think so. I didn't get much, just a little on the hand. But still not pleasant.